#1 Blaming Young People For Being Triggered
#2 It's Just Sad
#3 Never Get A Tattoo If You Can't Understand What It Says
#4 Lesson Learned
#5 All Because He Felt Bad He Didn’t Pay Her Enough
#6 Prove Me Wrong, Gladly
#7 Yikes
#8 The "Fidget Stick" Was Bothersome
#9 Ah, Yes, $4k Rent
#10 What Is This New Email You Speak Of?
#11 Every Job Should Be Appreciated
#12 $15 Tacos
#13 She Doesn't Know What's Coming
#14 So Penguins Are Mammals Now
#15 A Person Who Hacked My Credit Card Emailed Me, Asking Why I Canceled His Flight
#16 Judging A Book By Its Cover
#17 Is That Why, Like, 3/4 Of The Population Is Lactose Intolerant?
#18 Gatekeeping Gen-Xers From Their Own Music
#19 Excuse Me?
#20 My Sister Called And Asked Why Her Dryer Kept Stopping
#21 Umm... So Who's Gonna Tell Him
#22 Of All The Things That Didn’t Happen, This Did Not Happen The Most
#23 I Have No Words
#24 Probably Shouldn't Have Replaced The Carrots
#25 Stepdad Thinks Eclipse Will Burn Us Alive
#26 Toxic Masculinity At Its Finest
#27 Ladies And Gentlemen, The Substances My Cleaning Woman Reported To The Police. It's A Thermal Paste For A Computer, Found Next To PC Parts
#28 Freedom Of Religion, Never Heard Of It
#29 Virgin Mary Strikes Again
#30 The Sunburn Won’t Give Her Cancer, The Sunscreen Will
#31 And Gay Men Were Breastfed By Their Fathers?
#32 "Can You Do This Report With Someone Who Doesn't Have That British Accent?"
#33 An Idiot In A 34-Ton Cement Truck Tried To Drive On A 4-Ton Wooden Bridge
#34 Apparently, Crying At Your Wedding Is Considered Gay Now
#35 Man Punctures Leg With Drill, Treats It With Homeopathic Remedies
#36 Don't Park In Front Of Fire Hydrants, Folks
#37 Synonyms
#38 Apparently, Cleopatra VII Was African-American
#39 When Main Characters Expose Themselves Like This
#40 Fiancée Wanted An Iced Latte
#41 Women Lose Their Autism If They Have A Child
#42 "He Looks Very White For A Spanish Guy"
#43 Someone Forgot How An Acronym Works
#44 Blood Is Blue, Apparently
#45 I May Not Be A Smart Man, But I Know What Stupid Is
#46 Science Is Too Hard
#47 Imagine Settling Into Your Nice First-Class Seat And Having To Deal With This The Entire Flight
#48 The Entitlement Is Strong With This One
#49 The Client Used Paper To Walk Into The Room Along The Floor With Glue While We Were At Lunch
#50 My Mom Threw All The Chocolate Waffles Outside For The Birds, Thinking The Chocolate Was Mold