#1 First Days Of The National Toilet Paper Shortage In March Of 2021, Colorized
#2 I'm Stuck In An Elevator And I'm The Only One In The Building
#3 When You Add Toothbrush Replacement Heads To The Grocery List And The Wife Asks Why
#4 Can’t Have Nice Things
#5 Is Someone Missing Their Breakfast? I Think I Found It
#6 Ordered A Framed Photo Of My Girlfriend And I For Her Birthday Today, And Just Gave It To Her To Open. This Is Not A Picture Of Us
#7 My Friends Said We Were Going Out In Costumes On Friday The 13th. What They Meant Was "Two Of Us Are Wearing Onesies." No One At This Place Was In Costume. I Showed Up Like This
#8 The Bruising I Had From A Recent Wisdom Tooth Extraction
#9 "I Want Brothers And Sisters"
#10 My Sister Got Struck By Lightning Driving On The Highway
#11 A Wild Turkey Just Flew Through My Dad's Office's Window
#12 It Took Me A Couple Minutes To Go Outside And Grab My Delivery. Some Jerks Beat Me To It
#13 My 5-Year-Old Son Independently Read 50 Books. Took All Year. I Present To You The "50 Book Reward" From His Primary School
#14 Tree Limb Penetrated Neighbor's Roof And Landed Between My Legs While Sleeping
#15 There Is A 7 Feet Wall Of Water From A Burst 5” Pipe, Behind This Inward Swinging Door
#16 My Partner Was So Happy She Found A Specific Vinyl For £2.50 On eBay. Turns Out It's For A Doll's House
#17 It’s Christmas Eve And I Caught Scarlet Fever
#18 Today I Learned I'm Allergic To Every Tree
#19 My Neighbor's Pipe Broke And I Am About To Be Flooded
#20 I Put These Brownies To Cool Off On The Porch, And A Dang Squirrel Came Through The Screen And Had A Go At Them. I Am Very Sad
#21 Just Noticed I Have Been Given The Wrong Tablets By The Pharmacist And Taking Them For A Month. Was Prescribed Blood Pressure Tablets (Enalapril). Received Antidepressants (Escitalopram)
#22 Google Maps Didn't Tell Me About This After A 2-Hour Drive
#23 Me Posing With My Sister's Car vs. One Day Later. At Least No One Was Hurt
#24 I Broke My Left Hand And Right Wrist
#25 Opened A Can Of Beans To Find No Beans At All
#26 Installed A Lovely Sunlight In My New Bathroom, Without Realizing It Would Perfectly Frame That Horrid Tower
#27 Found This Behind My Wardrobe Yesterday. I'm Extremely Allergic To Mold
#28 Someone Has Been Cutting Our Christmas Lights. Today We Caught The Culprit
#29 Moved In With Partner, And His Cat Chomped My Monitor
#30 After Several Days Without My Glasses, An Eye Exam, And Overnight Shipping Of The New Glasses... I Found Them Tangled In A Cable Under My Desk
#31 100-Year-Old Family Cabin Burned To The Ground On The First Day Of Vacation
#32 When The Package Is A Perfect Fit. There Is No Room For Fingers
#33 The Flight I Just Went On. I'm 6'3-Ish
#34 Łodź, Poland
#35 Found In My Attic Just Now At 4 AM... This Was Not Here Last Week
#36 Found Out I’m Allergic To Mosquitos. As If They Weren’t Infuriating Enough
#37 Paid $300 For Seats With A Clear View Since My Girlfriend Is Very Short. Drove Nearly 2 Hours To Get To The Concert Early, Took The Day Off Work. This Was Our View For The Entire Concert
#38 A Church Steeple Blew Off During A Storm Last Night
#39 Went To A Concert And Got The Umbrella View (Yes I Asked Her To Put It Away… She Did Not)
#40 A Stray Bullet On New Year's Eve Lands In A Guy's Phone In Beirut Airport
#41 Just Came Back From My Vacation And Found This Growing On The Ceiling
#42 My Bean Bag Popped, Any Tips For Collecting The White Balls?
#43 After Ripping Out My Front Door, I Learned There Are Different Sizes For Doors
#44 My Mom Forgot To Roll Up Her Passenger's Window In The Car Wash
#45 I Installed My Own Microwave Today And Saved $150 On Install Fees
#46 Emo Local Water Color. I Went To Shower And Saw The Black Water. Went To Shower At A Friend’s Place. Filled Up My Brita That Night And Opened The Fridge To See It Was All Black Too
#47 Was Almost Finished With My Salad When I Realized There Was A Dead Bug In It
#48 Got A New Kitten, She Decided To Have A Hay Day On My Monitor
#49 My Wife Wanted Grays Covered And Subtle Highlights For A Wedding. Her Hair Colorist Had A Medical Emergency During Their Session
#50 I Lost My Phone At A Festival, A Few Hours Later I Found It Burning Next To The Campfire